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The Saga Of Killer Khan.
Killer Khan was born the son of a beautiful lady of noble birth, and a skillful travelling minstrel.
At an early age he took up swords and learned the arts of war. He had other experiences within
the world of UO to draw back on and garnish helpful advice and had many helpful friends that
provided information.

He met heroes and legends a plenty in his early years, these included Lady Rebecca of K*V,
Ima Newbie and Irma Dufus and the rest of the Ima Guild Mates. Many of these friends hardly
recognised him as he now lead a different life. (Jim Digriz of -V-) and (Ima Barkeep) were left
far behind, so to were the days around Ima Town and rescuing becca from dragons and Gm's.
But from his prior experiences in game he continued the traditions creating other characters,
like Ima RebelSlave.

Before too long he realized a sword and shield were not the best weapons to use for war and he
set out on his father's road to success. He took up a lute and strummed till his fingers bled.
But before much time had gone by he was playing a merry tune and even had monsters dancing
to his songs.
He began leading the monsters into a dance for gold and soon it rained fast and furious into his
bank box in an endless supply of golden rain. He took up animal lore and taming in an effort to
obtain and then maintain mares and dragons.
These he also lead into dancing using monsters as their partners. He mastered his skills  and became
powerful and wealthy, buying anything he wanted including the blood of his fallen enemies.

He watched as a gm bank sitter the land of pacific. He laughed at those who needed to try scamming
in order to get ahead. A pair of blaze sandals got alot of undesired attention but no one ever managed
to successfully scam him out of his packsack. He often wondered what lead veteran players to scam.
Greed, Desire, maybe they simply sucked at playing a game and as they couldnt leave town for very
long had to find a way to make their gaming seem worth wild by taking what they could not get on
their own merit.

Khan had always given and had they but asked they might of received what they desired, after all
Khan's first outfit and vanq had come from a friend whom he had played with as a prior character.

He lived the life of luxury and still does in his winter retreat. If ya hear a song and a simple melody
carried on the winds around deceit entrance you will surely know he is near at hand.
From time to time you may even see him sitting brit bank and rezzing pets.
This is always done out of generousity as is aid in retrieving belongings and rescues.
For no one knows the power of loss better than a swordsman turned mage/tamer/bard, who lived
when the land was but felucca and survived the endless losers who thought grieving was fun.
Nothing like being gated inside dungeons away from your corpse and to another death in another place.

So if you see him sitting there idly and you need a hand or some helpful tips you may inquire of him.
He is kind to all except those who have hounded him and used grief as a weapon.

This character is also on many other shards and has been copied by several who simply adored the
kindness and treatment they recieved from a real human being.

Immitation is the best form of Admiration.

some sad events he recalls.....................
- 3-4 million in stock and items eaten by the fix for a vendor bug when 4 full
   boats were deleted when the shard went down suddenly for maintanance.
- 2 pack mules trying to sell scrolls that had just been bought and wouldnt
   allow them to be repurchased. waiting 1 hour 30 min for a gm to fix it.
   due to this nasty vendor bug.
- Being locked out of his house by the vendors on his front step same bug.
- Friends and strangers alike being pk'ed many times by joining into a poor guild.
-  Being banned for a racial slur on a shard he never even played till after the week ban.
   which only made me slur EA, OSI AND GM'S in general till the end of time.
   after all poor work ethics, poor customer relations and poor service = no future business.
- The sad day he no longer would be a consellor, companion or see them and seers again.
- Not seeing Night Shade run down brit avenue going *Beep Beep* and diving into the river.
- Killing His First K*V member in tram and not even a guildmate. then seeing a gm move his
   mare into the graveyard to kill all the noobs. Calling friends to tame it after 5 players died
   cause a gm wouldnt delete it. And ending up killing it to. Sad that it wasn't bagster o fresno 
- Finding people losing dragons and mares in daily spawns and dungeons and not seeing
   them get justice at a gm's hands. Alas he could kill their pets MUAHAHAHA and did so.
- the endless fans and twinks saying things like noobie, trammie and other so called insults.
   yes even 2 vets use these terms in arguments well riding ethies and demanding the other
   bought their account on ebay.
   All i Can Say About Online Arguments Like These is Taken From A Persons Profile.
               - an online argument is alot like the special olympics.
               - it doesnt matter wether you win or lose
               - in the end you still come out looking and feeling
                                    - a little bit special.
               - sorry uo doesnt have a little yellow bus for the challenged players.
- saying good bye as friends and other players left the game either cause of changes to game
   or alterations in their lives.
   Lucky, NK Jonas, Savannah Steele, Marissa, Peter and many more among them.
    I Shall Miss You All Greatly And Hope You Are All Safe & Happy In Your Lives.
 
Better Times.
- Brigand Commanders near brit cross roads.
- Great friends and good times a plenty.
- Lichlords and reapers in brit graveyard.
- first million gold.
- getting first mare, taming first mare.
- being thanked by Thank You in support.
- pvp in moonglow as shadow lord.
- recalling to delucia only to find it crawling in orc bombers.
- ElF wars in trinsic tram and skara brae fel.
- rescuing his gm M'lady Rebecca from the hands of a GM Dragon in the mages tower.
with many friends and guildmates. The parties outside K*V castle.
now it stands bare most of the time.
- Tour of dungeons with S+S the steele clan.
- spending a half hour with gm talking of known exploits to get honest answers
that they may never be fixed nor be acted upon and the scammer(s) punished.
- Hunting shame and deceit to the bone.
- My pals Lucky, Savannah Steele, Merlin,Charmer, Jeopardy, Scribbles and many, many others.
- Hunting with the best of friends the biggest monsters and the funnies death's.
- I WAS KILLED BY..........*Place your own character name here*!!!
LOL
- setting many others onto the road to quick success.
and seeing them get their first million and first house.
- never using cheats or scams in attempt to get ahead and catching those that were.
- never being succesfully scammed.
- GM'ing Music, fastest ever done 21 minutes.
- Getting a mare with only 52 taming and still owning it a year and a half later and going strong.
- Seeing a player telling a theif in tram to quit stealing their stuff and trying to kill them.
only to realize later that they were in error and he was only training his skills on the bodies
of fallen zombies. well pushing to die in fel with a well known vet for the profanity flying.

- The Star Room
- Safe spots for hunting.

- Meeting my wife and soul mate.